hen a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.?

「如果有男人會為妻子開車門，大概這車是新買的，要不就老婆是新的。」



ou look like you're ready for bed!?To the President of Nigeria, who was wearing traditional robes.

對身著傳統服飾的奈及利亞總統說：「你看起來像要準備就寢了！」





ren't most of you descended from pirates??To residents of the Cayman Islands in 1994.

1994年訪問開曼群島時對當地居民說：「你們大多數人不都是海盜的後裔嗎？」





f it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.?On his daughter, Princess Anne.

評價自己不婚而又酷愛馬匹的女兒安妮公主：「除非對方會放屁會吃草，否則她是不感興趣的。」





verybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.?Said at the height of the recession in 1981.

1981年經濟衰退達到高峰時，他表示：「不是才說我們要比別人悠閒，怎麼現在大家又抱怨起沒頭路了。」




“You have mosquitos. I have the Press.?To the matron of a hospital in the Caribbean.

曾對加勒比地區一家醫院的護士長說：「你們這裡有蚊蟲困擾，我卻有媒體騷擾。」