~ Jason's home from his first day back at school.
  傑森第一天開學日後回到家中.

Mom: So how was your first day back in school?
  第一天開學情況怎麼樣呢？

Jason: It was terrible.
  太糟了.

Mom: What?  Why do you say that？
  什麼？ 為什麼？

Jason: My teacher, Mr. Tia is really tough！
  我的新老師──鐵老師, 實在太粗暴了.

Mom: He can't be that bad！
  他不可能那麼壞吧！

Jason: Mom, he has three heads and six arms.
  媽, 他根本就有三頭六臂嘛！

Mom: Be nice, Jason.
  留點口德, 傑森.

Jason: Mom, he made me sit next to a girl！
  媽, 他讓我跟女生一起坐.

Mom: Oh, my god.
  噢, 我的天啊!

Jason: The girl hit me 10 times today.
  這個女的今天打了我十次.

Mom: That means she likes you.
  那代表她喜歡你啊!

Jason: If she likes me much more, I'll die before the year is over.
  如果她再喜歡下去, 我就活不過今年了.

Mom: Hee hee.
  嘻嘻.