She's single. He's single. She's the global face of the world's greatest economic and military superpower. He...also has a face.
（女未嫁，男未婚。她是舉世最強大經濟軍事強權全球熟悉的面孔。他…也很上相。）──美國國務卿康朵莉莎．賴斯和加拿大外長彼得．馬凱據傳擦出火花，加拿大專欄作家史考特．費斯屈克調侃兩人登對

No one ever said they would bite people. I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer. I don't remember much.
（又沒有人說過，牠們會咬人。我只是想摸摸牠。我喝了啤酒，暈頭轉向，不太記得了。）──大陸河南周口二十九歲的張新艷，在河北做磚瓦工，十九日喝醉酒，跳進北京動物園熊貓館的露天運動場，想和態貓握手，結果被咬傷右腿，他也張嘴去咬熊貓的脖子。該男子已接受注射治療，無生命危險

I was tugging his shirt, he said to me, "If you want my shirt so much, I'll give it to you afterwards." I answered that I'd prefer his sister.
（我拉扯他的球衣，他告訴我：「如果你這麼想要我的球，賽完球我會給你。」我回答說，我寧可要他妹妹。）──法國隊長席丹在世足賽冠軍戰「頭錘」義大利後衛馬特拉吉（Marco Materazzi）事件，馬特拉吉終於全盤托出，他當時到底向席丹說了什麼話