●Next thing you know, chiropractors will be doing liposuction. And psychiatrists will be head surgeons, giving you Restylane with your Prozac.

（下回，指壓按摩師可能也會進行抽脂術；精神病學家則搖身一變成為首席外科醫師，除了給你百憂解，還幫你施打玻尿酸針劑Restylane。）──美國俄勒岡州整形醫師朱爾（Mark L. Jewell）抱怨，愈來愈多其他科別的醫師跨足整形美容，可能使消費者無所適從

●Japan is capable of producing nuclear weapons. But we are not saying we have plans to possess nuclear weapons.

（日本有能力製造核子武器，但我們並沒有說，我們計畫擁有核武。）──在北韓進行核子試爆數周後，日本外相麻生太郎（Taro Aso）呼籲檢討日本的非核政策和非戰憲法

●The poodle factor did not begin with Tony Blair, it began, yes, with Winston Churchill....Blair's bridge between Europe and the US In that sense, London's bridge is falling down.

（這種哈巴狗因素並非始於布萊爾，沒錯，早在邱吉爾就開始了，…布萊爾是歐美橋梁？就這點而言，倫敦橋早就倒了。）──美國國務院情報研究局研究員邁爾斯（Kendall Myers）分析，伊拉克戰爭深陷泥淖，英國早已無法再扮演美國和歐洲之間的橋梁