M=Mom S=Son

M：Where are you going

S：To Long Shan Temple.

M：What for

S：Saying prayers, of course!

M：I know. But why you're taking your dog with you I don't think it is proper to take a pet dog with you to Long Shan Temple.

S：Oh, Mom. You don't understand!

M：So tell me since I don't have any idea.

S：You  know,  we  Chinese  often talk about yuan-fen.

M：Yuan-fen, of course. That's sort of fate that brings people together, lovers in particular!

S：One more question.

M：Yes, please!

S：Who's taking the responsibility for it？

M：The Old Man Under the Moon. He is in charge of checking people's names from a list provided to him by the Seventh Mother.

S：And how can he do it？

M：Oh,  he  ties  couples  together  at birth using invisible red thread.

S：What if this succeeds？

M：If  this  succeeds  in drawing  them towards each other innocently as life takes its course, then it should eventually result in marriage.

S：Marriage - that's the point!

M：Oh,  darling,  you're not  thinking of getting married to your pet dog - even though I know you two have a very unusual relationship......

S：Oh, Mom. Of course not. I just want my pet dog can find his lover as soon as possible, so that I could have more baby dogs......

M：Sorry, glaring error. 

媽媽：你要去哪裡？
兒子：去龍山寺。
媽媽：做什麼？
兒子：拜拜囉！
媽媽：我知道，為什麼把小狗也帶去了呢？龍山寺應該不會讓小狗進去吧！
兒子：媽，你不懂啦。
媽媽：即然我不懂，你就教教我吧。
兒子：我們中國人講究緣分。
媽媽：緣分。就是一種把人和人拉在一起的力量，尤其是有情人。
兒子：再問個問題。
媽媽：請說。
兒子：是誰負責緣分？
媽媽：月下老人，七娘媽給他一張名單，他就把名單上的人拉在一塊。
兒子：怎麼辦到的呢？
媽媽：喔，用無形的紅線把一對對的戀人綁在一起。
兒子：是喔，如果成功的話？
媽媽：如果成功的話，最後就會結婚。
兒子：結婚──這就是重點了！
媽媽：親愛的，你不會想帶你的小狗去向月老求婚吧，雖然你們感情一向不錯。
兒子：喔，媽，當然不是，我只是想求月老幫小狗配對，這樣我才可以有更多的小狗。
媽媽：對不起，嚴重錯誤。